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- You don’t know what a Jerry is
- You have a gaper gap
- You ski in jeans
- You wear a non-sporting winter jacket (or worse, a onesie)
- Your jacket has fur on it
- You tuck your pants into your boots
- You bought goggles from Amazon
- The number of pics you post to Instagram is greater than the number of runs you did
- You take selfies in the park without ever hitting a feature
- You keep Fireball on you at all times
- You’ve crashed into a “slow” sign
- You frequently cut people off
- You tie your gear to the roof of your car (i.e. you don’t have a roof rack or don't keep your gear in the friggin' car)
- You're a member of a brand cult (I’m looking at you, Bent Chetler fans)
- You brag about your insane powder day after an inch of fresh snow
- You’re a jerk to the lifties
- You litter (bonus points if you litter beer cans)
- You backcountry without taking an AIARE course or a solid mentor
- Your name is Jerry (just kidding... maybe...)
- You don’t buy swag from Outbound Mountain Gear
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